One liners about baseball players, the rich and famous

Baseball fans are hoping that President Clinton may throw out the first pitch at one of the World Series games.

"Normally, we'd ask Hillary," said a baseball spokesman, "because she seems to be the one with the balls."

Greg Maddux just signed a five-year, $57 million contract making him the highest paid player in baseball.

He's so rich that he can now hire a designated scratcher.

MLB was deciding whether or not to reinstate Pete Rose in the 1998 season.

When asked about it, Rose said, "I hope they do, 'cause I've got fifty bucks riding on it."

A beggar walks up to Joe Torre and says, "I haven't eaten anything in four days."

He looks at the beggar and says, "God, I wish I had your willpower."

Q: Why does Michael Jackson like baseball games?

A: Because he gets to see some balls.

The rumor is that Pete Rose is thinking of moving to Seattle.

He wants to get as far away from professional baseball as possible.

Tony Phillips has begun an acting career.

His first movie is called My Left Nostril.

What are O. J.'s favorite baseball teams?

The Red Sox and the Dodgers.

Who's the most famous Los Angeles Dodger?

OJ. Simpson.

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