Darryl Strawberry in bed...

Darryl Strawberry is in bed with a girl, and he says,

"My life's a disaster. I had a rough childhood, I was caught doing cocaine, I've been in and out of rehab, I probably lost my job with the Yankees, and I've disgraced myself and my sport. Nothing could make my life any worse."

The girl says, "I can say something to cheer you up. You're a much better lover than Magic Johnson."

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