First Lady at spring training

The First Lady is visiting a baseball training camp hospital and asks the first patient, "And what are you in here for, young man?"

To which he replies, "Venereal disease."

"Oh dear, what is the treatment for that?"

"A wire brush and antiseptic," he replies.

"Oh, really, ahm, what is your ambition then, son?"

"To get out of here and play in the major leagues."

"Well done," says the First Lady and moves on to the next bed. "And what are you in here for, young man?"

To which he replies, "Hemorrhoids."

"Oh dear, what is the treatment for that?"

"A wire brush and antiseptic."

"Oh my. And what is your ambition, son?" 'To get well and play in the major leagues."

"Well done," says the First Lady and moves on to the next bed. "And what are you in here for?"

To which the rookie replies, "Strep throat." "Oh dear, what is the treatment for that?"

"A wire brush and antiseptic." "Oh, really, ahm, what is your ambition then, young man?"

"To get to the wire brush before those other two!"

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