Expensive cologne...

Two men get on an elevator. The first man, a high-powered, Armani-suited baseball agent, reaks of aftershave and the second says, "What's that cologne?"

The first responds, "Chanel Egoiste, ninety-nine dollars a bottle."

The elevator stops on the fourth floor and another rich-looking agent boards reaking of cologne. The second man sniffs the air and the third man says, "Givenchy, a hundred and forty-nine dollars a bottle."

The elevator stops on the sixth floor and the second man moves to the front to exit, tilts up his butt, and farts. He says as he exits, "Baked beans, forty-nine cents a can."

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