S-t-r-a-w, just like my main man, here

Darryl Strawberry was in an ice cream parlor waiting to buy some ice cream. There was a boy, a Yankees fan, in front of him. The boy ordered a chocolate cone.

The soda jerk told him he was sorry but they had run out of chocolate. He said, "OK, then I'll have some chocolate."

He told him, "Kid, I'm out of chocolate." Once again he said, "OK, I'll just have some chocolate."

Exasperated, the clerk said, "Kid, spell van as in vanilla."

He spelled van.

He said, "Good, now spell straw as in strawberry." He replied, "S-t-r-a-w, just like my main man, here!"

He said, "Good, now spell fuck, as in chocolate."

The boy said, 'There is no fuck in chocolate." He replied, "That's what I'm trying to tell you."

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