Quick, short baseball jokes, one liners and humor

It's time for the All-Star game again.

Or, as the Devil Rays call it, baseball fantasy camp.

Q: What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

A: One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.

Q: What takes longer: running from first base to second, or from second to third?

A: Second to third, because you have to go through a shortstop.

Q: Did you hear about the queer Atlanta fan?

A: He was a Brave sucker.

A baseball player is sitting on the bench along with the coach.

Suddenly, the coach starts saying, "Germany, Italy, Spain, Britain."

The guy looks at him and says, "Huh?"

To which the coach replies ... "Eur-up!"

Q: What do you get when you cross a tree with a baseball player?

A: Babe Root.

Q: A Yankee fan and a Jet fan jump off of a bridge. Who falls first?

A: Who cares?

Q: How do you get a Twins fan's eyes to light up?

A: Shine a flashlight through his ears.

Q: Why is it good to be driving with an Orioles fan?

A: You can park in the handicap zone.

Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and a smart Phillies fan?

A: Bigfoot has been sighted before.

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