Baseball Park Snack Vendor's Top Ten Least Popular Foods

10. Tobacco Juice Slurpees

9. Cup of Tepid Chocolate

8. Hot dogs steam-heated in player's sweat.

7. Cream of Halls Cough Drop Soup

6. Deep fried pickle-on-a-stick

5. Skoal Slaw

4. "I Can't Believe It's Not Entrails!" brand hot dogs.

3. New low-fat vinegar and salt flavored pigeon wings.

2. Jose Canseco's Puppy Fritters

1. Praying mantis in nacho cheese.

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