Major League Baseball's Least Popular Opening Day Traditions

10. Distribution of Cecil Fielder's annual Speedo Swimsuit calendar.

9. Autographed bat & hypodermic needle giveaway.

8. An "out of practice" Harry Carey completely drunk by the 2nd inning.

7. Jolt Cola Jockstrap Day!

6. The Lighting of the Mascot.

5.Mad rush to be the first ejected patron of the season.

4. Albert Belle throwing the opening pitch at a fan's chest.

3. Baseballs are replaced by small, yipping dogs.

2. Marge Shott's annual throwing out of the first racist remark.

1. Washing off last year's unsold hot dogs.

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