Baseball Players' Top Ten Excuses for NOT Making the All-Star Team

10. Rehab center won't allow a day pass.

9. Needed some time off from the crushing, day-to-day grind of standing around, spitting tobacco and adjusting myself.

8. I wasn't really trying.

7. Afraid to be in same ballpark as Albert Belle.

6. Boy, you get caught selling one little kilo of coke ...

5. Chris Berman calls me Bob "Boy Does This Guy Suck" Smith.

4. Desperately needed in minors.

3. Still no statistic for scoring AFTER the game.

2. Mom forgot to wash my Glove.

1. I hate fame.

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