Top Ten Good Things about Playing Baseball in New York

10. If a ball gets hit out of the ballpark and breaks a car window, hey, it's just another busted car window.

9. Free bus fumes while you work out.

8. Opposing players in a state of shock after a cab ride to the stadium.

7. Vendors selling corked hot dogs.

6. New York has the nation's most affordable bail bondsmen.

5. Plenty of spit for spitballs.

4. After the game, if you don't take a shower, everyone just assumes it's the city that stinks.

3. The greatest fans in the world always shouting, "Metssuck!"

2. Knowing that if we ever got to the seventh game of the World Series, that with one phone call, we could get the opposing pitcher whacked.

1. Two words: Rat Night.

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