Top Ten Signs the World Series Isn't What It Used To Be

10. Catcher now sends pitcher signs via Email.

9. Now allowing "do overs."

8. There is talk of Bob Saget doing play-by-play.

7. Outfielders keep tripping on gold medals and explosives discarded from Olympic Games.

6. Jim Palmer now doing ads for a truss company.

5. Crowd now sings "Take Me Out To A Movie".

4. New chick who runs on the field and kisses players is flat as a board.

3. First ball thrown out by Clive Spelding, owner of local 7-11.

2. Seventh inning stretch replaced by 5th inning "Tough Love" Intervention.

1. Rather than being invited to the White House, President now just sends Denny's coupons to winners.

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