Top Ten Signs That New York is Celebrating A World Series Title

10. After a mugger knocks you down and takes your wallet, he turns around, smiles and asks you, "How 'bout them Yankees, huh?"

9. Mayor Guiliani announces plans to crack down on people caught enjoying themselves.

8. Bobby Cox's wife smacked around worse than usual.

7. Vomit on the subway seems more festive.

6. Glow in the eyes of Hillary Clinton, knowing that they won it for her.

5. Hot dog vendors replace rat meat with more celebratory hamster.

4. Urine in the streets has faint smell of champagne.

3. NYPD only using officially licensed baseball bats to beat and/or sodomize the immigrants.

2. Partying like it's 1929.

1. The chalk body outlines have Yankees caps drawn on them

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