Top Ten Signs Satan Had Something to Do with the Existence of Pro Baseball in Colorado

10. Purple in the Rockies logo makes Jerry Falwell suspicious. And the triangle shaped mountains don't do anything to calm his fears, either.

9. The other night the Reds beat the Rockies at Coors Field 24-12, for a total of 36 runs. 3. 6. Three sixes. 666.

8. I live in Colorado. We got tired of asking God for baseball.

7. I don't believe Satan exists. Of course I feel the same way about pro baseball in Colorado.

6. If you take the words "Colorado Rockies," rearrange the letters to spell "Rad Cookies soil o," and then replace all the letters with totally different ones, it spells "evil."

5. The Rockies play at Coors field, which is named after a guy named Adolph.

4. The fact that two years after Andres Galarraga went to the Braves, he came down with cancer.

3. The last team called the Colorado Rockies moved to New Jersey and became the Devils.

2. Come on! They've got a player named "Dante."

1. Number of Coors cans in a carton: 6. Number of outs in an inning: 6. Channels carrying Rockies games: 6. That adds up to 18, which is the number of years I've been married to Satan's sister.

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