Top Ten Least Effective Bits of Infield Chatter

10. "Don't hit it here. I have trouble with grounders!"

9. "Hey, beer man! Two down here!"

8. 'Your mother wears attractive pumps with a modest heel!"

7. "Hey, look! A barn swallow!"

6. "My name is Bill and I'm an alcoholic!"

5. "We're the Cleveland Indians!"

4. "Get this guy out and I'll give you a big hug!"

3. "A hundred years from now, what difference will it make?"

2. "I'm really awfully sleepy!"

1. "Hey it's only a game!"

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