Why Baseball is Better Than Sex

1. It is legal to play professionally.

2. You can count on it at least four times a week.

3. You have a coach to tell you when to advance.

4. When you are tired, you always get relieved.

5. If you strike out once, you always have two more chances for a hit.

6. Up to four people can score at once.

7. Pop-ups are frequent.

8. Thirty thousand people cheer when you score.

9. After seven innings, you get to stretch.

10. You can get a home run without any foreplay.

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