Top Ten Baseball Player Demands

From The Late Show with David Letterman, Friday, August 12,1994

(first day of the major league baseball players' strike)

10. No team flights on Continental Airlines.

9. Good-bye boring baseball hats, hello festive sombreros.

8. Make it legal to cork their pants.

7. Baseballs with delicious chocolate centers.

6. No more reports from that old guy up at Woodstock (in reference to the live reports tonight from Calvert).

5. Two words: Streisand tickets.

4. Every team has to have at least one player named "Mookie."

3. Plenty of dugout Slimfast.

2. Put an on-deck circle in Madonna's bed.

1. More games against the Mets.

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