Rocker as a rookie

Three rookies are taking the final steps to get into the major leagues. They get all the way to the final test.

The first player walks into the league manager's office and sits down. The manager reaches in his desk, pulls out a pistol, lays it on his desk in front of the guy, and tells him,

"Loyalty to the team is our number-one priority. This test is to test your loyalty. Take this gun, go up the stairs, and go into the first room on your right. Your wife will be in there. Put a bullet in her head." The rookie looks at him and says, "No way." So the manager says, "You fail."

The next player comes in. The manager tells him the same thing. The guy picks up the gun and heads for the room. He comes back about fifteen minutes later and tells the director that he just couldn't go through with it. The manager says, "You fail."

Now the third player, John Rocker, heads up to the room. The director hears three shots, followed by a whole lot of ruckus (glass breaking, furniture getting smashed).

Rocker comes back in all beat up with torn clothes. The manager goes, "What happened to you?" Rocker replies, "After three shots I realized that there were blanks in the gun so I had to choke her to death."

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