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Why are you laughing

Rocker bought a brand-new sports car. He drives around all the time waving at the rednecks. One day the rednecks stop him. They draw a circle in the dirt and say, "If you step out of that circle, we will kick your ass."

They pick up hammers and start busting up his new car. They look back and he is smiling. They hit the car some more, and he is laughing.

They walk over to him and ask, "Why are you laughing? We just busted up your car."

Rocker says, "I know, but I stepped out of the circle six times."


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