Really needs to take a dump

John Rocker is on the road, checking out of a hotel. Suddenly he has to take a dump real bad.

The toilet in his room isn't working, so he bolts down to use the lobby men's room, but all of the stalls are occupied, so he runs back up to his room, and in desperation, he drops his pants, uproots a plant, and takes a dump in the pot. Then he puts the plant back in the pot and leaves.

Two weeks later, he gets a postcard from the hotel that says,

"Dear Mr. Rocker, all is forgiven. Just tell us ... where is it?"

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