Opening a new checking account

John Rocker goes into an Atlanta bank and up to the cashier's desk.

"Nice tits, babe, I want to open a checking account," Rocker snarls.

"I beg your pardon, sir?" the startled female teller replies.

"Listen, you dumb bitch, I said I want to open a fricking checking account."

"I'm sorry, sir, but I can't help you if you're going to talk like that."

She leaves the window, walks over to the bank manager, and whispers in his ear.

The two return and the manager asks, stiffly, "What seems to be the problem here?"

'There's no goddamn problem!" Rocker insists. "I just picked up a million-dollar paycheck, and I want to open a fricking checking account!"

"I see, sir," the manager quickly replies, "and this bitch is giving you a hard time, is she?"

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