Nobel prize

A man is driving down a country road in Georgia when he spots a man standing in the middle of a field. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the man is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.

The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the field, and recognizes the guy as John Rocker. He asks him, "Ah, excuse me, Rock, but what are you doing?"

Rocker replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize."

"How?" asks the man, puzzled.

"Well, I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing in their field."

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