The Major League Written Exam

That John Rocker Flunked...

1. What language is spoken in France?

2. Would you ask William Shakespeare to

(a) build a bridge

(b) sail the ocean

(c) lead an army or

(d) WRITE A PLAY?

3. What religion is the Pope?

(a) Jewish

(b) CATHOLIC

(c) Hindu

(d) Polish

(e) Agnostic.

4. Metric conversion: How many feet in 0.0 meters?

5. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?

6. How many commandments was Moses given (approximately) ?

7. What are people in America's far north called?

(a) Westerners

(b) Southerners

(c) Northerners

8. Spell: Bush, Carter, and Clinton.

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