Snail at the door

A coach hears knocking on his door. He opens it up, and no one is there. He looks all around and he finally sees a little snail sitting on the doormat. He picks it up and throws it out into the baseball field.

Ten years go by, and one day he hears knocking on his door. He opens it up and no one is there. He looks all around, and he finally sees a little snail sitting on the doormat.

The snail says, "What the hell was that all about?"

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