BB's in the mix

A mother was making cookies for her kids, who were outside playing baseball, and she accidently droped some BBs in the mix. She picked what she could out of the dough, baked the cookies, took them out to the kids in the game, and came back in to finish some other chores. After a while one of the kids ran inside.

"Mommy, Mommy I peed a BB," he said." She told him it wouldn't hurt and to go out and play.

A second kid ran in, crying, "Mommy, Mommy, I peed two BBs!"

"It won't hurt," she said. "Now go out and play."

A third child ran in and yelled, "Mommy, Mommy!" She said, "I know. You peed three BBs." "No," said the boy. "I was in the backyard jacking off, and I shot the dog."

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