One liners, jokes and humor about baseball fans and spectators

Q: How do you know a Mets fan has burgled your house?

A: The fridge is empty and the dog is pregnant.

Q: Why did God make the Twins smelly?

A: So blind people could laugh at them, too.

Q: What's the difference between an Orioles fan and a brick?

A: If you screw a brick, it won't follow you home.

My doctor told me to avoid excitement and large crowds, so I got season tickets to the Twins.

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