Twisted like a corkscrew...

Twins fans Jeff and Thor were standing at the urinals in the Target Center when Jeff glanced over and noticed that Thor's cock was twisted like a corkscrew.

"Wow,"Jeff said. "I've never seen one like that before."

"Like what?" Thor said.

"All twisted like a pig's tail," Jeff said.

"Well, what's yours like?" Thor said.

"Straight, like normal,"Jeff said.

"I thought mine was normal until I saw yours," Thor said.

Jeff finished what he was doing and started to give his old boy a shakedown prior to putting it back in his pants. 'What did you do that for?" Thor said.

"Shaking off the excess drops, "Jeff said. "Like normal."

"Shit," Thor said. "And all these years I've been wringing it."

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