Elbow operation

A pitcher enters the hospital for an operation on his elbow. When he conies to after the procedure, he's perturbed to see several doctors standing around his bed.

"Son, there's been a bit of a mix-up," admits the surgeon. "I'm afraid we confused you with another patient, and we were forced to perform a sex-change operation. You now have a vagina instead of a penis."

"What!" gasps the pitcher. 'You mean I'll never experience another erection?"

"Oh, you might," the surgeon reassures him. "Just not yours."

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