Chest marks

A minor league rookie goes to the doctor's office for his spring training checkup. As he takes off his shirt, he notices a red "H" on his chest.

"How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor.

"Oh, my girlfriend went to Harvard and she's so proud of it that she never takes off her sweatshirt, even when we make love," he replies.

A couple of days later, another player comes in for a checkup. As he takes off his shirt, the doctor notices a blue "Y" on his chest.

"How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor.

"Oh, my girlfriend went to Yale and she's so proud of it that she never takes off her sweatshirt, even when we make love," he replies.

A couple of days later, another rookie comes in for a checkup. As he takes off his shirt, the doctor notices a green "M" on his chest.

"Do you have a girlfriend at Michigan?" asks the doctor.

He replies, "No, but I have a boyfriend at Wisconsin. Why do you ask?"

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