I have an "ear" problem

A rookie goes into the team doctor's office and tells the nurse, "I have a problem with my dick."

The nurse, half horrified, says, "I am amazed that you have the audacity to use that language in here. I will not help you until you call it something else."

A little embarrassed, the shortshop leaves.

A few minutes later, he comes back in and says, "I have something wrong with my ear."

So the nurse says, "That's better. Now what's wrong with your ear?"

"I can't piss out of it," he replied.

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